Picasso Swoon

inside every cynical person is a dissappointed idealist.

baby,
nostalgia is only good for one thing
and that’s telling stories
don’t you tuck it into bed with you at night
don’t you let it keep you warm

—   Fortesa Latifi - When Your Head Hurts With Memories
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baby's first words

baby:

d-d-da..

father:

daddy?

baby:

david bowie

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Me:

are you gonna take a bath?

Moms:

yeah but I'm just taking a slut bath

Me:

a what

Moms:

a slut bath

Me:

Moms:

I'm jus cleaning my cooch and my butthole

Me:

omg

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leslieseuffert:

Allison Wade -  Break-up Texts; 2013-2014

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